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So Farah Fawcett died this past week. Farah Fawcett goes to heaven and meets St. Peter, and St. Peter says, "Farah Fawcett, you seem like a good person who's led a good life, and I'm also secretly a big fan of Charlie's Angels, so I'll grant you one wish." Farah Fawcett shuts her eyes and thinks for a minute, then says, "I just wish there were something that could happen that would make all the children of the world safe."